Private message to Auror Lamont

[alt_corax]

I want MLE's report on the June 1 security breach in the Department of Mysteries. You're an Auror, you shouldn't have any problems getting that for me.

And bring a cup of tea when you come with the report. Also, tell the people at the canteen they need to find a new tea-trolley witch, someone less inclined to hysterics than the last one.

Comments

[alt_rachel]

I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm fairly sure that's because I'm not SUPPOSED to know what you're talking about.

[alt_corax]

So go to that Hopkirk woman and tell her I need the report. You don't HAVE to know what I'm talking about, you silly girl. They can give you a sealed copy and you can bring it to me. With tea.

[alt_rachel]

They're going to be unhappy that I'm asking, and since this is in the journals, they won't be able to Obliviate me.

I just want it to be clearly understood who's violating security protocols here. This request should never have come to me; it should have gone to Director Yaxley.

[alt_corax]

Can't have Yaxley bring me tea.